Our Life on the Funny Pages

I hate my mother too. After all, the hag married me off to Hagar. But I love her new hat. What a great hat! I've never seen her wear such a nice hat.

Anyway, she did much better by my sisters. One of them married that Macbeth guy who settled in Scotland. She got to be a queen, eventually. She's got this thing about washing her hands, but you know, she was always one horn short of a good hat, if you get my drift.

My other sister married into bona fide royalty in Denmark. She has a fine son named Hamlet, just like my son. They're both named after a profilgate uncle of ours. I was sorry to hear that her husband passed away last year, but she married his brother Claudius right away, so I'm sure that things will work out for the best for her.