Sunday, July 10, 2005

 

Family! Bah Humbug!

Bumstead! What a God Damned dirtbag! As you can see in this incident, he left home at quitting time. Who leaves home at quitting time? Quitters and losers, that's who!

What the hell?? I NEVER put my family before my company. I bet you think this devotion to work may have caused my wife to leave me. HA HA! Think again, buster. She doesn't like me very much, and is happy I'm not around very often.

So here's another J.C. Dithers' management tip: Marry someone you can't stand. Then, work is preferable to home, and you will happily spend more time at the office. More time at the office equals better performance, better promotions, better pay. This sitting at the dinner table and talking to your family is way over-rated.

The Marines say that if you were supposed to have a wife, the Marine Corps would have issued you one. That's good advice.

Now stop messing around on the Internet -- GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!
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